Amazon Woman
I wanted to tell y`all about a true event in my life. Yes, it is another embarassing moment. I seem to have many of them. One day in summer after the birth of my 2nd or 3rd child, we decided to go to a local outdoor pool for a refreshing dip. It was dreadfully hot and everyone needed a change. The kids were newborn, 2 and 4 yrs. old. So, after packing up enough supplies to fill the titanic we were off. Everything was going quite well, hectic as usual, you know trying to be in the water with the other two, while watching the baby, breastfeeding in between and feeding snacks etc. I was getting really hot and I asked my hubby if he could watch the babe while I took a dip. He of course agreed to a break from the pool with the other kids. It was then when it happened, I unwrapped the sarong or cloth from my lower half. Therefore exposing myself, in my bathing suit, completely. I walked over to the edge of the pool and dipped my big toe in, it was cold, but I was hot so I determined in myself to go in. You see I hate getting wet and cold. All of a sudden I noticed someone watching me, I looked over and there was a 10 or 12 year old boy staring at me. I looked over at him and I noticed he was staring at my lower half. I knew I had just recently had a baby but I knew there were larger women at the pool then me. I looked down and much to my horrific eyes I realized why he was staring. I had forgotten to shave my pubic area, I looked like an Amazon woman, Pubic hair sticking out everywhere. Yikes!!!! That was one of the fastest times I got into a frigid cold body of water. To this day I wonder if I did some psychological damage to that boy. Oh well, can`t remember to do it all.
Never have forgotten to shave again though, I at least learn by trial and error, sometimes.
Cindy


3 Comments:
Eeeew! That's not something you want to see everyday, but at least your blonde! Or maybe not, only those boys and Renee know for sure.
I bet he wasn't even staring at you! He was probably off in another world somewhere - now if you had said he was about 15 - that would have been another matter!!!!!!
Oh my goodness, a Christian blogger with a sense of humor! Will wonders never cease! Thanks for sharing.
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